FUNNY: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (STRICTLY FOR NAIJA)

Posted on Jul 27 2012 - 1:42pm by naijamayor
Hello cool peoples. Thanks for stopping by I’ll go straight to the point(s). 


1) Your username must be appealing! For example; 2buff (lol), I’mHotterThanFire, LadiesMan, S*xIsNotGoodForLittleChildren, IhaveSixPacks, ExtraSwag. 

2)Don’t be too desperate. Chill out. Don’t go around asking for babes’ phone numbers and email addies.

3)Concentrate/Focus on the on their profiles,Single ladies full ground for

4)If you’re fine , put your picture on your profile. If you’re not, PLS DON’T BOTHER. If you want extra attention and you’re not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a Fine man from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that! 

5)Post Sensibly. Don’t be too LefuLefu-ish, or C0rk-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.

6)ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! BE A MALE FEMINIST! 
Don’t hesitate to argue with your fellow men while you take the ladies’ side (even when you know your argument is not making any sense). 
Relax buddy- Take the insults hurled at you. You’re earning cool points from the ladies! 

7)When you see that ladies have started noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDY ON YOUR PROFILE. Leave it there! No remove am o! 

Now sit back and watch females fall for you, even when they know you have no intention of catching them . You’ll thank me later.
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Comments

  1. Konrad Owusu says:

    You can Catch Babe with someone picture…. But when you guy's met and the babe that like the person she meet don't you think the man wast his time chatting with the lady for nothing?

  2. doesn't make sense @all…

  3. Osifo Isaac says:

    Oga sorry oh scamming sence nor work @ all.

  4. Wisdom Wizka says:

    you no get work.

  5. Cyril Lloyd says:

    This 1 na childs play,, i no gree!