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Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their Problem which must be kept away from other People. The First pastor said, My Problem is Money, I do Steal from the Church Offering pls brethren pray for me. The Second Pastor said my Problem is women, whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, Infact i’ve slept with most of my female church members, Pls pray for Me. Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his own Problem, he started crying, it took his Friends some effort to calm him, after...
15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary. 14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC. 13. If you slap a military man. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 11. If you are an ARSENAL fan. 10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC. 9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko...
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl’s mother said: “Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon” After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came...
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, “No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord.” The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door. Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, “No charge. I consider it a service to the community.” The...
