Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation were not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir,...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The...
Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted….. The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?” She saw a sea of blank faces,...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,’Dad….. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with trembling hands, read the letter… “Dear, Dad. It is with great...
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The receptionist objected, stating, “You can’t just walk in here and expect to see the president...
JULY QUESTIONS EXAM 2012: Answer all question. Note no calculator or any electronic devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins only SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE 1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market? (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi 2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive? (a)Jonathan...
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”. The girl answered with a loud voice I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at theguy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I...
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise. So, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin; MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane! PILOT: I would, but under one condition. MADMAN: What? PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet. (5 minutes later, the...
money can’t buy you happiness don’t talk to people anyhow…you don’t know how they will help you in future” we will all die someday and won’t take our money with us! pure water is N10 Bottle water is N50, no be water dey inside? Nah, I’ll just have some water Is That With Or Without Tax am not the BlackBerry type or iPhone either… I jus prefer Nokia 1100 its almost her birthday, time to start an argument ...
